Sunday, March 10, 2013

Empire State Building

How to Not be Afraid At The Top of a Startling High Building:

Materials:
  1. Patient friends
  2. Camera
  3. Inability to look down
  4. Bravery

Procedure:

As you climb up the elevator pay attention to your friends, not what number floor you are on. Once you reach your destination take out your camera, so you have a distraction. Take photos of your friends, until they become annoyed at your cowardice. Leave them alone. Go take photos of the city, but remember you have a condition that makes you unable to look down. If you do not have this condition I highly recommend getting it. Next fill your body with a nice hot cup of bravery, and go to the windiest part of the observation deck. Do a Backstreet Boys pose, then leave immediately. Do not look back, and remember you cannot look down. Proceed to the elevator, and take your leave.











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